Man A: "Are you Fatah or Hamas?"
Man B: "I'm Palestinian."
A: "Habibi… don't be clever. We're all Palestinian. Who are you with in the civil war?"
B: "I'm against the civil war."
A: "We're all against it, but it happened…..so who are you with?"
B: "I'm against both."
A: "Don't drive me crazy. You have to choose between Fatah and Hamas."
B: "Between Fatah and Hamas, I choose Canada."And just for grins, here's another cartoon on the same subject:
Underneath the two straws is written in Arabic (obviously): Hamas and Fatah.